AOL Successfully Implementing the Right Strategy to Deliver Long-Term Stockholder Value

I know we've been taking the piss out of Aol* all day, but someone in Aol PR must be drunk, because this bizarre?"BREAKING: Board Has Presided over Improvement of AOL's Operating Results and Financial Strength and Unlocked over $1.7 Billion in Value in Two Years"?press release happened. We figure that this must be some sort of Zodiac Killer-like word puzzle, where if you take out every three letters it's an actually a crazy rambling essay about how much whoever wrote this hates their life.

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